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Do you know why snails fart so much?

Because they're GAStropods!

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1. What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A problem is 3 males and 1 female while a challenge is 3 females and 1 male

2. Yo mama so fat...

When she dances in a rave, she makes the bass drop

3. Imagine you found a coffin business and name it 6 Feet Under

4. I had a friend with a crooked eye

He always looked at me funny.

5. What do chemists do with their dead?

They barium.

6. What’s the real reason Hitler killed himself?

The gas bill was too high

7. Why does every post replying to a thread get locked now?

8. People call me an embassy

Because I find travellers that have lost their passports and take them to my office and refuse to let them leave.

9. What's the difference between Anne Frank and Santa Claus?

The direction through the chimney

10. A boy's pregnant mother, while in labor, has an accident on the way to the hospital. The boy sadly tells the doctor, "I liked having a brother... even if it was only for an hour."

The doctor replies "You're lucky he only lasted an hour. My brother's an asshole."

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